Special Review- Green Porno

Hagan reviews a series of theatrical shorts by the Sundance Channel about animal reproduction!

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10 Comments

  1. While shorter than most of your reviews, it’s incredibly entertaining the entire way through, a lot like… hm. Next to rapture movies, low-budget short films about animals fucking might be another one of your specialties now.

    Anyway, I think my favorite gags are the Sextette throwback and “increased her chances of being fucked by a bear”. Huge laughs there!

  2. *adds to Amazon wishlist*

    Yep, she should really go back to being evil and ridiculously hot.

  3. Also, Mistress, did you ever see the 90s cartoon series Beastly Behaviour? They used to show it on the Paramount Channel and I think on Channel 4 too.

  4. I love this show/series. When I found out about it I had to watch it and loved it. The seduce me ones are great too. Nice to know there’s so much rape in the animal kingdom.

  5. Omnifurry? no I don’t think so even we of brightly colored tails would need our own Zen room to recover from that mind fuckery. Great review, its good to remind ourselves one and all that there are people crazier then us. All hail the Lecher bitch!

  6. This is what happens when you let David Lynch put his disease in you…

  7. Yeah. Walk you fucking bird.

  8. Just came across this via TGWTG.

    ASPECT RATIO, Hagan! Watch the aspect ratio.

    Also, Innsmouth is prounouced roughly “inz muth”. It’s a (fictional) town in New England and pronounced using England’s bizarre rules for place names.

    Great review.

    • Alas Iv never managed to tame aspect ratios. Believe me, I have tried.

      Thanks for the info on how to pronounce Innsmouth. I came close to calling it Imbouca because I have a soft spot for Brian Yuznas adaption.

      Glad you liked it!

  9. I didn’t know Kyle was scared of snails. I just though he had a split personality that was obsessed with snails as a consequence of watching ‘What is it?’. Obsessed in the same way as Michael Parks in Tusk, as he tried to turn you into one.


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