Cameos- Smartys Chronotrigger review

I antagonize Smarty and Marzgurl as they review Chronotrigger!


Vlog- BroCon 2014

I did a short vlog at the end of each night at BroCon detailing what went on.

Nanoview- Cthulhu

A quick review of Cthulu (the gay Lovecraft movie!)

Flubs- (Ultimate) Versus

A collection of Flubs, bloopers, behind the scenes footage and alternate takes from the Versus review.

Podcasts- Lesbian Talk episode64 (The Doctor goes to Dashcon)

Me and Omega have ourselves a podcast! And we talk about… Dashcon. We also have a semi-regular feature where we discuss a Classic Doctor Who story. This time- The Paul McGann TV movie.

Scripts- The Black Gestapo

Felt it was time I put up another original script so here is ‘The Black Gestapo’ review script (dramatic chord).

A draft of this was the first review finished for season 2. I spent nearly 3 weeks in a cheap hotel in London after doing Condorman (I was attending screenings of a documentary Id directed) and the laptop I brought with me broke after a day.. so I went and bought a cheap DVD player, found copies of review movies in an expensive London DVD shop and started doing a handwritten scripts. I dont suggest you try this at home.

whether you like it or not…

HAGAN: Greetings gentle viewers. I got a lot of requests to do a blaxploitation film…

pix- words

reading- ‘hey whore! Stop being a whore! And do a blaxploitation film! With whores in it, you whore!’

reading- ‘why dont you review a proper movie. Like shaft?’

Reading- ‘would you like a to try penis enlargement?’

reading- ‘fucking talentless cirque-du-soleil freak! Piss off with your minions! PS review more porn

reading- ‘hello, my name is oninko and I am a princess in my country of nigeria…’

HAGAN: As you can see. People wanted this. THE BLACK GESTAPO!

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Special Review- (Ultimate) Versus

One of the most brainlessly amazing action films ever made.