S**t people who comment on Hagan reviews say.

These are all actual comments my vids have gotten over the years. Most of them came from The Spoony Experiment, TGWTG and Youtube.


  1. Keep it up that gave me a few good laughs 🙂

  2. Ah, what a great place the internet can be. So full of mind-blowing troll poetry.

    It’s a nice way dealing with such comments. (Admittedly, you basically just read them out, but it was entertaining nonetheless!) I now wonder if that “PONIES!” guy left his remarkable deep thoughts on other videos, too.

  3. Seeing as there is an episode on “Equestria Girls” in the (far and distant) future, I seriously expect the “Ponies!” comment to make a comeback.

  4. I cried from laughing so hard. The long winded rant spoken over your kitty was the cherry on top of a profanely beautiful sundae. I don’t understand the hate; it’s a bit. That one rant made the writer sound like they didn’t understand that you’re not full on shitting on religion. How I see it is that every religion has issues and that if you can’t take a joke about yours…why in the hell are you watching!?!

    Also, did you actually recruit your father to sit in front of a computer and smoke a pipe while typing in “ponies”? If so, bravo!

    I also loved how Colin finished his last rant…..a return to your King Lear review flubs video as Aleister.

    Can’t wait until Series 6. We need more fuel for a sequel video!

  5. Wow, that was hilarious!

    Glad you’re taking it all in stride though. You’re one of my favorite reviewers 🙂

  6. I think I remember some of these, from TGWTG site rather than your own site.

  7. I think this video shows conclusively that you CAN spin turds into gold under the right circumstances. So many laughs!
    (By the way, the escalating plushies are fun, too Don’t think nobody noticed. :p )

    Also, some of these comments say so much about the people who left them. For instance, “I don’t know whether to vomit or to wank” is so thick with sexual confusion/insecurityy that you can cut it with a knife and sell it by the pound. Or the particularly ranty atheist who rejects you on basis of being sooooooo mature with the open-mindedness, while not being mature enough not leave (drunken?) misogynistic rants.

    Other comments just baffle me. I mean… Dave Mustaine? What? What? Powerpuff Girl who got raped? How would.. ? why would…?!

    And, of course, there’s also the third category: People who are loud about the fact that they are wusses.

    In conclusion, Ponies are buisness. Buisness is good.

  8. Kudos to you for taking those comments in stride like that. I think my favourite was the older gentleman reading the “PONIES PONIES PONIES…” comment XD

    Humor is subjective I guess but I really don’t understand the gender confusion thing or how white face paint equals blackface.
    Also the Atheist rants, I never felt like you treated religion or religious people in a mean spirited way. Your end time movie reviews are my favourites in fact!

    Anyway, keep up the good work! Many people, myself included love your Diamanda Hagan character and find your reviews hilarious and sometimes surprisingly educational, such as the Bonekickers reviews.

  9. Who the hell is Jeff Hardy? *googles* Oh….ya…noooooo.
    I enjoyed this video for taking the shit in stride.

    @creaturesh Yes I did notice the escalating plushies. 😛

  10. I don’t get why people are blathering at you about “aheists” and “religion”. How is that even part of your shtick ? Meh, for what it’s worth, imo, your stuff is always fair and well thought through.

  11. Is it really that hard for people to tell she’s a woman?

  12. The racist comment was pretty hilarious! As for those who can’t decide what gender you are really baffles me. I never once thought that you looked like a man from the first time I have ever saw you. The best comment is the blue Chuck Norris. Absolutely brilliant, and I applaud the man who wrote that!

  13. If anyone thinks you can’t review they’ve obviously never seen your bonekicker reviews.

  14. Personally I think your awesome. And while I didn’t know what to think if you or your reviews at first instead of being a bitch I decided to watch a couple more and tried to get a taste for what you’re going for. Obviously I like what I saw, and can truthfully say you have become my favorite reviewer.

    Add in you and omega’s open and almost blasé handling of being gay which led me to come out of my decade long stint in the closet… Well needless to say I have a major soft spot for both of you.

    I am glad you can take such comments and turn them into comedy gold, but I do want you to know that we your loyal fans are behind you 100% of the way.

  15. I don’t post comments very frequently, but I was really hoping to see something I wrote appear here. Pity.

  16. You’re Rule 63 Dave Mustaine! Awesome video Hagan.

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