Hagans years long battle with the Left behind series comes to an end… OR HAS IT?! (No. Fucking remake.. )
June 17, 2015
Categories: Hagan Special Reviews, Movie reviews . Tags:BehinD, Left, movie, rapture, Review, Special, War, World . Author: Diamandahagan
Great work once again! The performance is really strong in this – Although that may also be the closer camera angle which allows us to see it better.
Is Buck going to be one of your new minions on your hand? I would love to see him return.
I never cared enough to watch any of these Left Behind movies. Christians in the tribulation really defeats the purpose of the rapture from the first movie. If you want my idea of an end times movie, how about you have the end times revealed as a plot twist at the end of the movie. Throughout the whole movie, you don’t know that the world is in the tribulation until the second coming.
There’s a movie called ‘Leap’ which is about Christian parkour and bible studies which reveals in the last scene that their in the tribulation (by having the un-previously mentioned antichrist take control of the world in the last scene). Its…. not good.
So I have a chance to come up with a better movie. No, Zack Lawrence is a film maker. he should do a better job at that than Leap. No, even better. He should do a review of Leap!
I might have Zack Lawrence review that one, is that the one where a bunch of teenagers come to the conclusion the pope is the anti-christ? And more importantly do you think it would make good review?
Something else this has in common with the Apocalypse movies, THERE’S NO F**KING CONCLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there any End Times film which gets to the bit with the Second Coming, or are their budgets so tight they never risk it?
And now I want an End Times movie with Jesus and the Antichrist fighting each other with flaming swords while they’re both walking on a lake to compensate for the absence of a climax from any of the others. And then they decide to stop fighting, kill each other’s dads and let humanity continue as is… I think I just described Bible fanfiction, what’s wrong with me?
To be fair Rapture belief and even Dante’s Inferno can be described as Bible fanfiction too 🙂
¿Would that make the book of Mormon the biblical equivalent of Fifty Shades of Grey?
If there are more big budget, well that’s not the right phrase, if there are more any budget rapture movies like the new Left Behind you might get your wish, but I think the Omega Code 2 basically killed all prospects of a movie depicting Armageddon for quite a while after it was made. That said we need more Brian Trenchard Smith end times movies.
It really says something about those anti-vax nutters when Left Behind of all things say that vaccinations are a good thing
I’m pretty sure this predated anti-vax catching on in the American right wing if it were made today the vaccines would be infected and make teenage girls promiscuous and the bibles would pray the autism away.
As a huge fan of action movies, seeing the director of Action Jackson, I Come in Peace and Stone Cold reduced to making Kirk Cameron films breaks my heart.
I’m excited about The Adventures of Mark Twain review!
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