“Diamanda Hagan did a crossover review with The Film Renegado of the “timeless classic” Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. During the review something was mentioned about being able to “harvest” lesbians for the evil vampires (it makes sense in context… kinda). Hagan got rather excited about the idea of that, so… I ran with it.
Yes. Diamanda Hagan is growing her own lesbians in a garden. This is proof that Haganistan’s agriculture is… different.
Now, Cin Wicked wasn’t actually In this review, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to show someone else trying something similar with less-than-stellar results. So there ya go.”